Mom was getting ready to drive to Salina with the three girls.
Patricia: Are you sure you know the way.  You usually go to sleep.


We were watching The Great Muppet Caper
Patricia: The Muppet Babies have all grown up.


Patricia: Lyndsey kicked me off the bed and I hurt my leg.
Mom:      Did you break the floor?
Patricia: Just what I need, having 2 Daddys in this house. 


Patricia: The parents are going to be there taking pictures.
          You're gonna have dots in your eyes.  


Patricia: Doesn't peanut butter clog your indigestion?  


Her Dad was being a jerk.
Dad:      My kids take after me.
Patricia: After you, there's nothing left to take.
          pause
Dad:      I rest my case.


Lyndsey:  { discusing baseball game } 14 to what?
Patricia: Lyndsey stop.  You're gonna hurt yourself trying to think so hard.


Dad:      Do you know what a radio is?
Patricia: Yea, its that thing without a CD player.


Patricia: Popularity lasts a lifetime, however short that may be. 


Patricia: Lets go somewhere.
Dad:      But you don't like me.
Patricia: But you are the nicest person around here with a drivers license. 


Patricia: In the mind of an artist, the artist is always right.  


Patricia dropped a container of beads all over the floor.
Dad:       Good shot Patricia.  You WERE aiming for the floor, right?
Patricia:  I DON'T need to hear that, NOW. 


Patricia:  If there was an award for being a jerk, you would win.
Dad:       So I'm a jerk.  Now, how do I make a buck off of that?
           pause
Patricia:  You could go to work for tech support. 


Patricia:  You could get into an argument with a fence post.
Dad:       If the fence post is wrong.


Patricia:  I can't be wrong twice in 1 hour.  


Patricia:  Is there a law against smoking?  
Dad:       No.  
Patricia:  WHY NOT?  
Dad:       Because there's no law against stupidity.  
Patricia:  WHY NOT?  
Dad:       If there were, all of the bureaucrats would be in jail.



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