Some of the names have been changed for.... oh whatever.
History
Chris: Did you know that every day,
1 out of 5 Americans spontaniously combust?
Claire: Really?
Me: Yeah, that's why everybody's been drinking a lot of water lately.
They don't want to blow up.
Claire: Is that true, Mr. MacDonald?
Mr. MacDonald: Yeah, just 'poof'. I've seen it happen twice.
Claire: That's not true.
Mr. MacDonald: I'm serious. Just 'poof'!
Claire: That's not true!
Class: YES IT IS! It's true!
History
(the class is watching a movie about Geronimo)
Fereson: We already saw this part!
Mr. MacDonald: You're gonna watch it again and LIKE it! Shut up.
(the class is talking while the movie is on)
Mr. MacDonald: Shut up, watch him die.... There, he's dead.
Claire: How'd he die? (the man was shot)
Mr. MacDonald: 4 rabid ticks.
(later)
Claire: Was that the real Geronimo?
English
Ms.Davidson: If you can hear the fountain,
that's how quiet you should be.
Jeff: Well that's no fun!
Class:
Teacher: Has anybody ever had poison ivy behind their knee?
You know, when it burns and you can't scratch at it or it will spread.
That's what Claire is to my butt.
History
Mr. MacDonald: During the Depression, it wasn't uncommon for three men to share one bed at a single time.... What if there was this big, 400 pound guy that sweated and he sleeps naked.
Algegra
Mr. Harris: We can make this easy or simple.
French
Jason Welcome to "Dr. Bill's Plumbing". The best place to have a leak.
Biology
Dustin No, I can't use a pen.
Me: Why not?
Dustin: Because it's all in pencil. I'm that way, I'm a perfectitioner.
History
Sammi: Why don't you want me to write that?
Me: Because it's stupid and immature
Sammi: Well, look who you're talking to.
History
Falen: Did we really go to mars?
History
Ashley: I'm NOT gonna go out with him for a day,
just to dump his a** the next day. - it's too much work.
History
Becky: Are we gonna grade that?
Blake: No, we're just gonna stare at it and turn it back in.
History
Mr. MacDonald: Who threw that crap at me?
Blake: Who wouldn't.
History
Mr. MacDonald: Number 10 is C. Ha ha. Tennessee. That's funny.
Health
Eric: What test are we taking today?
Bianka: We-are-not-taking-any-tests-today.
Eric: Oh, ok.
Me: They told us that.
Eric. Well, do you think I listen.
History
Chris: If you want to copy off me, get off your lazy a** and get over here!
Biology
(Robert is trying to figure out a puzzle)
Robert: piece of sh** toy
History
Kassie: Hey, go tell the teacher there's a break in the wall again.
Ashley: Ok, but if I go up there, I'm gonna tell him you're afraid of the wall.
Kassie: Do and I'll kick you're butt.
Ashley: Like you could!
History
Sammi: Don't look! It itches!
History
Mr. MacDonald: Hey! Look at all this eraser vomit! LOOK!
Biology
Robert: He said that only 4 people passed the English test.
Me: Why do you trust him?
Robert: I don't know. Why don't you trust him?
Me: Because he's a dumb-a**.
Biology
Dustin: If you put my name on the internet, I'll sue you for everything you've got.
Me: You're nice.
Dustin: I'm kidding.
French
Mrs. Elwell: Fear is your friend. It makes you study.
Other favorite quotes
If you want to set the world on fire,
you can't expect someone else to give you the match.
Tradition is the enemy of progress.
If you can't learn from me,
at least learn from your mistakes.